I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Someone told me that drinking would get me no where in life. Drinking has gotten me everywhere in life.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
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