i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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