check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Look, the coffee machine died a noble death. It was the way it would have wanted to go. It was a mercy exploding, really.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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