Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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