The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
How naked do you want me to be?
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
Randomize
