escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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