i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
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