I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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