no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I just want to make out with him forever
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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