My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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