I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
they duct taped my keg cup to my hand with my sister's phone number on it. I should be ok tonight.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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