I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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