Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
