Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Found the puke drawer
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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