I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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