I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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