It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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