My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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