Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Blow job season was short but glorious.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
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