Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
