Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
Randomize
