Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Randomize