I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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