I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
