bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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