brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Dick very happy bro
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
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