it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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