Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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