i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
why do cheetos always look like penises
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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