i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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