of course. lets lasso hookers.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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