bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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