Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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