why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
Randomize
