Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
i think my cat just said my name.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
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