hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
i think i have herpe
just one?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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