Me. At least after what I've been through.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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