dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Hovering on the line between her being fuckable and me being too drunk to fuck. Life's juggling act in progress here.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
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