Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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