Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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