Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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