When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
Randomize