you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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