i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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