called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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