used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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