You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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