I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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