belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
My mom said she saw you at the bar last night and asked how you were. She said, you replied with, "Oh you know, just knocked up."
Figured I'd get right to the point
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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