He is an equal opportunity slut.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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