After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
Randomize