She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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