My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
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