it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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