Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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