I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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