Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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