Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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