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Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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