Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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