yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
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Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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